Tuesday, 8 April 2025

Robbed in 1902

 

Policeman and Burglar (1902)


Directed by George Albert Smith this is an early short film. A policeman catches a burglar in the act and delivers a beat down.


Good image quality and decent sets. The action is fine for what it is, nothing special. Pretty average film for the period.


3/5

Monday, 7 April 2025

Pengbusiness

 

My Penguin Friend (2024)


Directed by David Schurmann this film inspired by real events stars Jean Reno and Adriana Barraza. A retired fisherman in Brazil helps a penguin, the penguin returns to visit him every year.


A bit cheesy and sappy there is not a lot to this film. Essentially this is a piece of viral news stretched out to fill 90 minutes or so. Does not really go anywhere and tries to manufacture some drama in the second half.


2/5

Sunday, 6 April 2025

As you would expect

 

Cuckoo (2024)


Written & directed by Tilman Singer this film stars Hunger Schafer, Dan Stevens and Jan Bluthardt. An older teenager moves with her family to a resort in the German alps.


Given the title the film goes pretty much where you expect. As a horror film it is pretty decent, some sufficiently creepy moments here and there, also nice to see the protagonist actually get a character arc for once. Well made for what it is.


3/5

Saturday, 5 April 2025

Not laughing now

 

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020)


Directed by Jason Woliner this film stars Sacha Baron Cohen and Maria Bakalova. A Kazakh journalist travels to the USA in an attempt to give a gift to Mike Pence.


Some how four years later this feels very flat. There are some funny moments however the satire is all a bit too easy and not as biting as you would hope. As we face another four years of Trump maybe that is part of what makes this less funny now.


3/5

Friday, 4 April 2025

Could have been today

 

Scandal Over the Teacups (1900)


Directed by George Albert Smith this is an early short film. Two old women gossip over tea.


Captures a familiar scene although we do not get the details of what is being talked about. A fun little short even if there is not much depth. Could have been made today as the same behaviour still exists.


3/5

Thursday, 3 April 2025

Clearing the bench

 

Weary Willie (1897)


Directed by George Albert Smith this is an early short film. A tramp scares away all the people sitting on a bench.


Not as suspect as the name might suggest. A simple short with a gag that is not too bad. Really good image quality on the surviving version.


3/5

Wednesday, 2 April 2025

Caught

 

Hanging Out the Clothes (1897)


Directed by George Albert Smith this is an early short film. A married man is caught smooching with the maid.


Simple, fun, works well as a short. Nice to see some narrative in such an early film. Well made and survives in surprisingly good quality.


3/5